Monday, August 4, 2008

Hey Asshole, I'm Voting for McCain

Hey Asshole!

We need a military man who knows how to get shot down.

We need a leader who can sing, "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran."

We need a man running this country who's got some years on him.

Somebody weird looking. Somebody who will look out for us like Bush has.

Hey Asshole!

I'm proud to be an AmeriCain.

That other guy ain't no Jesus.

Everyone knows Jesus was white and has pretty blond hair.


-- Wacky Macky

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