Friday, August 8, 2008

Hey Asshole, Toilets are for Men and Women

Hey Asshole,

In Gainesville, that liberal pit of dumbass kids, they put a law in there so that chicks with dicks and men with tits have to get in the bathroom.

Now, a bunch of real American Christians are starting a drive to get that law out of there. Why? Because they say men are gonna' go in there and molest our women and children and when they get done with that, the cops aren't going to be able to do anything about it because if they feel like a woman, they can go in there. Especially if it's a man with a set of boobs.

Now I don't want to sound like a prick, but here's my take on it.

I just don't want to go in the men's room and have to see a woman pissing in the urinal with her dick. And I don't want no women to have to go into the ladies room with a lady with a beard in there. It's pretty simple, really.

God makes a few mistakes, that's pretty clear, but should I have to pay for that? As for molesting children, kids shouldn't be in the adult bathroom anyway. They should be home making poop in a plastic training toilet. These little fella's miss sometimes, and I don't want to sit in some kid's shit.

Got me?

So sign that petition to get that goofy law out of there, and let's make sure that in my America, we don't let the mistakes of God get in the way of liberty for people of the right kind.


-- Wacky Macky

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