"If you ain't right, you're wrong."
-- Wacky Macky
"Everyone knows Jesus was white and has pretty blond hair."
-- Wacky Macky
"Shoulda had the olympics in America, where they came from."
-- Wacky Macky
"I just don't want to go in the men's room and have to see a woman pissing in the urinal with her dick."
-- Wacky Macky
"I'm gonna' sue you bitches, just as soon as I get the power back on in the trailer."
-- Wacky Macky
"Hey, Asshole! If you're a Spic, how are you going to make fun of a Chinese Jap like that? You people can't even speka-de-English."
-- Wacky Macky
"Don't fuck with me. I'll get your brain and fix it so it works my way."
-- Wacky Macky
"I ain't picking on God, I'm just saying he done some weird shit."
-- Wacky Macky
"Where's my beer. Goddamn, I'm a stupid motherfucker sometimes."
-- Wacky Macky
"I hate you, asshole. You are such an asshole."
-- Wacky Macky
"President Bush was the best President this country ever had."
-- Wacky Macky
"Ronald Reagan knew what he was doing when he made AIDS."
-- Wacky Macky
"There's a lot of people here on earth. Could be millions of 'em."
-- Wacky Macky
"Some of you know I take a dump in a cat box instead of a toilet so Government water won't splash in my colon and give me cancer."
-- Wacky Macky
... and you can quote me on all of these, asshole.
-- Wacky Macky
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