Hey Assholes!
You gotta' get the hell out of Texas. God sent another hurlycane down to get George Bush's home town. Bush sure don't deserve this kind of treatment. I mean, he didn't get no blow jobs in office, he didn't take away my gun, he's a man of God... what the fuck's goin' on here? Best President the USA ever had and look what's happening now. Least they named it Ike, but I don't know no women named Ike. I thought they named storms after women. I'd name a storm Vagelina. I'd name my first kid Vagelina too. That's a pretty name.
I think God was aiming at New Orleans again, where all the freaks have their homo leather parade... and sumabitchen global warming from Al Gore's mouth pushed it to the wrong place. Now look whatcha did, you Nobel winning Peace Prize monkey suit socialist! Shut yer damn yap. There's no room in this country for your opinion of science. Everybody knows science is just made up stuff that you can make math out of. But who's got time for math? What's if for? If I want to know how old a tree is, I'll just chop it down and count the rings. That's how you be an environmentalist!
So Assholes, you better get the fuck outta' there and take your guns and horses with you. This one's got ugly written all over it. Specially you people in trailers. They go right up in the tornados. I seen it happen on Wizard of Oz, and house killed a woman. It's government magnets they put in there to monitor your brain. They're pulling in the tornados and wrecking our trailers, just like in the Wizard of Oz.
You know what happens then. Midgets. Every where you look. I don't want that to happen to Texas! It'll ruin how everything's big in Texas, and then what? Midgets all over the place.
-- Wacky Macky
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