Hey Asshole, I Did a Funny Thing!

Hey asshole. I smoked too much of my back medicine and drank too much of my beer and ate too many of my pills. And I was sittin' on the couch watchin' a cartoon and I thought, why not run around outside naked.

So I ran out there and down the road to where that old bitch Agnes lives, and I waved my pecker at her. It was a funny thing I did there. Made her scream and throw her scissors at me. Stupid whore.

Then she calls the police. They been out three times this week cause I can't stop cause it's so damn funny. Me shaking my pecker at Agnes. I may run out there again in a minute or two before the cops get here.


-- Wacky Macky