Well, that didn't go so well.
I shot my dick off and the umbrella is still sticking out of it.
Never seen my dick stuck to the wall like that.
Kinda funny looking at my dick hanging on the wall with an umbrella sticking out of it.
Probably shoulda maybe used a .22 instead of a shotgun 'cause most of the middle of me ain't where it was before I fucked this up.
I'm starting to think I'm a Wacky somovabitch, maybe the wackiest one there ever was.
And that there piece of me stuck on the wall, well, that's something I can be proud of. It shows I mattered.
Thing is, I might have kilt me off on this one.
Yup, thre's no dobatowtit.